Sarah Too

My husband says I would write instruction manuals if I was a full time writer. Well, Darling, here are the names of the instruction manuals I would write.

1. How To Get Shit Done In A Patriarchy When You Have No Resources -- This includes chapters called:

• "Functioning Without Sleep"; 
• "Proper Doses of Caffeine and Merlot"; 
• "Asking For Help When You Don't Know What You Need"; 
• "Smiling More While Feeling Resentful AF"; 
• "Expecting Less From Yourself And Others"; 
• "Mansplaining Explained"; 
• "Leveraging Your Assets"; 
• "Embracing Bitch Status"; 
• "Harnessing Your Simmering Anger"; 

1. How To Break Your Misogyny -- Chapters include, 

• "How To Clean, Not Just Neaten Things Up"; 
• "How To Be Helpful Without Being Specifically Directed To Do So"; 
• "Learning Empathy"; 
• "Improving Your Emotional Intelligence"; 
• "Mansplaining Explained; 
• "Mental Load: Increasing Your Capacity"; 
• "Expanding Your Emotional Labor Skillset"; 
• "She Comes First"; 
• "Shrill: What It Really Sounds Like"; 
• "Bitches Are Just Women With Boundaries"

• How To Fake "Midwest Nice" When You're Salty AF
• How To Parent When You Have No Idea WTF You're Doing
• How To Move 3 Times In 9 Months
• How To Clean Mold-Damaged Household Goods and Fabrics
• How To Start, Run, And Sell A CrossFit Gym: A 5-Year Plan